Road Head for Waffle Fries

Everybody’s got a price — yours just happens to be waffle fries. The “I Give Road Head for Waffle Fries” trucker hat is shameless, messy, and guaranteed to turn heads at every drive-thru. Perfect for late-night food runs, questionable car rides, and anyone who knows that crispy waffle fries are basically a religion.

Made with premium polyester and foam, this hat is as bold as the energy it advertises. The breathable mesh back keeps things cool when situations heat up, and the adjustable snap ensures a perfect fit no matter how wild the ride gets.

Fast food never looked so dangerous.

😎 Stuff You Should Know

• Made from 100% polyester with a mesh back — breathable, comfy, and adjustable so it actually fits your head (and ego).
• One size fits most. If you’ve got a pumpkin-sized dome, we wish you luck.
• You’re buying the hat only — no surprises, no freebies, no exes included.