Some people chase peace. You chase problems. The “I Cum to Chaos” trucker hat is for the ones who thrive in the mess, laugh in the drama, and secretly love when things go off the rails. It’s not just a hat — it’s a lifestyle warning for anyone who tries to keep you “low-maintenance.”
Made with premium polyester and foam, this hat is as sturdy as your bad decisions. The breathable mesh back keeps things cool while the world burns around you, and the adjustable snap makes sure it fits no matter how wild the night gets.
If chaos calls… you’re already on your way.
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Made from 100% polyester with a mesh back — breathable, comfy, and adjustable so it actually fits your head (and ego).
One size fits most. If you’ve got a pumpkin-sized dome, we wish you luck.
You’re buying the hat only — no surprises, no freebies, no exes included.
