Warning labels save lives — this one just ruins self-control. The “Choking Hazard (But Only If You Ask Nicely)” trucker hat is cheeky, dirty, and designed for the ones who know their worth (and know how to use it). It’s bold enough to get you noticed and reckless enough to start a conversation you probably shouldn’t have in public.
Made from high-quality polyester and foam, this hat is just as dangerous as the message it carries. The mesh back keeps you cool when things heat up, and the adjustable snap ensures it fits no matter how wild your night gets.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a promise.
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Made from 100% polyester with a mesh back — breathable, comfy, and adjustable so it actually fits your head (and ego).
One size fits most. If you’ve got a pumpkin-sized dome, we wish you luck.
You’re buying the hat only — no surprises, no freebies, no exes included.
