Crown yourself the Certified Throat G.O.A.T and let the world know what youâre really good at. This isnât your average trucker hat â itâs a bold, unapologetic statement piece built for bad decisions, dirty looks, and compliments you probably donât want from your parents.
Made with high-quality polyester and foam, this hat doesnât just talk the talk â it feels premium AF. The adjustable snap ensures it fits almost any head (big ego included), while the mesh back keeps things breathable when life gets a little⌠heated. The color-matched braid adds just enough âoomphâ to remind everyone youâre built different.
Wear it to the bar, the beach, brunch, or anywhere you want to stand out. Just donât be surprised if strangers buy you drinks.
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Made from 100% polyester with a mesh back â breathable, comfy, and adjustable so it actually fits your head (and ego).
One size fits most. If youâve got a pumpkin-sized dome, we wish you luck.
Youâre buying the hat only â no surprises, no freebies, no exes included
